the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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