doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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