just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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