so explain again why im purple
no
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
