why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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