We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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