everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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