1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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