So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
