two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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