She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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