So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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