I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
time to smoke my breakfast
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sorry about my life...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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