didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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