i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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