my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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