just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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