Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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