Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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