I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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