is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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