The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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