This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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