And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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