Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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