Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
