He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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