I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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