i already hear my dad disowning me
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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