I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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