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(337): View more from Louisiana

im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...

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(845): View more from New York

don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?

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(317): View more from Indiana

On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong

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(518): View more from New York

I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.

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(971): View more from Oregon

There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.

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(773): View more from Illinois

So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.

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