Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?