Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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