Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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