You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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