He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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