This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
id be glad to
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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