The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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