Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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