I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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