that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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