Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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