Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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