Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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