I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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