Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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