Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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