doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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