just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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