I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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