i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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