The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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