Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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