Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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