I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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