we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
is that a dick in a sweater?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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